21 July, 2010

i never wear shorts.

this might be my most embarrassing post ever.

it's all for the love of a rainbowed butt.

first of all, i am the goofiest clothes model on the planet. i just never know how to pose, so i do really dorky stuff.

and secondly, i know my bra is visible in a lot of these. i was wearing a pajama shirt that is, apparently, see through when the flash hits it.

anyway, remember my beloved rainbow butt jeans?

i decided to try to repurpose them.

this is how bad they were:

(fierce.)

so, i went out to levi's studio to have him cut them into shorts for me.

(super duper fierce.)


here's the thing i never wear shorts.

never.
ever.
NEVER.
NEVER.

so, if i ever get brave enough to wear these, this is how i might do so:

(and, of course, i'll be sure to strike all these poses if the shorts make it out of the house.)

the end.

21 comments:

  1. but you should wear shorts. your legs are so cute.

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  2. Why *wouldn't* you wear shorts?! You look adorable in them!!!!

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  3. I say wear them!! and I have that shirt in red and white stripes :)

    also I laughed out loud at your jean arms.. haha

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  4. wear them!! don't let the rainbow go to waste~

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  5. I'm so totally with you on the never wearing shorts thing. HOWEVER-I would wear them if I had your legs!

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  6. girl if my legs looked like yours I'd wear shorts all the time! I vote wear them!

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  7. Those are so cute and they look so cute on you! I am with you I never ever wear shorts. This year I am slowly learning to wear them. I love your shoes in the last few pictures!!

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  8. you should wear the shorts! they look good silly :)

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  9. Ahahaha, you're so cute! I don't wear shorts either. I'm so weird about my legs. Blah.

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  10. I never wear shorts either but I found myself wearing some this summer.

    I love love love your shoes by the way

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  11. Same thing happen to my favorite jeans, keep those legs... I made some leg warmers out of mine!! by the way i'm still coming back to hb i just got side winded, but I'll be back before summer's over!

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  12. Cut offs are my favorite things in the world!! Best shorts ever... you should definitely wear them!

    And definitely with the most awesome shoes ever! ;)

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  13. Shirt from gap?

    It is the best thing I own right now, perfect for summer.

    I love the shorts. rock them!

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  14. Hahaha this made me laugh. You are such a hottie AND a rockstar!

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  15. You should wear shorts...you're dead sexy!!

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  16. Haha, you're totally cracking me up! Rock those shorts, girlfriend!!

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  17. they look SUPER cute as shorts! You should totally wear them!

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  18. You have nothing to worry about. You can totally pull them off!

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  19. Um... I think you look flippin fantabulous in those shorts!!!!! and when your done wearing them ship em on over to me...(sisterhood of the traveling shorts?) lol

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  20. Visiting you from another blog. You should wear shorts, your legs are fierce! I'm glad you didn't leave them with the cuts in the legs lol. If you have time please visit my blog!

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